1. ngl I ship Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet so so hard

  2. just-dreaming-again.tumblr.com

    excitatori:

    is my sister .. and she is awesome .. 

    fuck yeah motherfucker

    go follow her

    <3

  3. pinesollux:

    humans are kinda cute we pass stories down generations to instill a sense of wonder in people we’ll never know and we have little bells on our houses to tell each other that we’ve arrived and we shiver when we get cold and we have an endless amount of curiosity and if the night sky is clear our first instinct is to look up at the stars and think about going on big adventures

  4. johnnybravo20:

Scarlet Johansson

    johnnybravo20:

    Scarlet Johansson

  5. damnit-baby-damnit:

    Eric Church without his shades.

  6. jennstarkid:

    kanaya-in-the-tardis:

    caitlincst:

    thegirlygeekinitiative:

    soldmysoul4wifi:

    thunder-blitz:

    thunder-blitz:

    thunder-blitz:

    SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY

    UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”

    UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG

    CAN I SHIP IT

    No, itll sink

    you

    little

    shit

  7. "

    March 4, 2013
    I was unpacking when I heard you walk in. I had on light pink lipstick that I found at the bottom of a box. You put a few things on the counter and handed me my car keys. I kissed you and asked if you could help me move the bed. You said you needed to talk. I keep replaying this over and over in my mind. I don’t think I’ll be able to unpack the rest of our boxes.

    April 4, 2013
    It’s been a month since you left.
    Mark says you’re not coming back.
    I can’t sleep.
    Are you awake?

    May 4, 2013
    I finally went to the doctor like you had begged me to.
    You were right and yeah, I’ll be fine.

    June 4, 2013
    I sold my engagement ring at a pawn shop today. I bought expensive lipstick and flowers. I also bought a lot of beer and a carton of cigarettes. I’ve lost a lot weight since you last saw me. My friends from high school that I haven’t seen in years hardly recognize me. It’s weird being back in this town without you. I spend most of my afternoons at the beach. I saw a sea turtle today while I was swimming. I miss eating breakfast food at midnight with you.

    July 4, 2013
    I stumbled across the video of you in the car singing Taylor Swift. I deleted it before it played all the way through but I have to admit it made me laugh. I can’t remember how your voice sounds saying my name. I broke down and called you. Thank you for not answering.

    August 4, 2013
    I dropped my cigarette in my lap when you drove past me today.

    September 4, 2013
    I went on a date.
    He thinks Bud Light is “quality beer”.
    It just isn’t going to work out.

    October 4, 2013
    It doesn’t hurt anymore to say your name.

    November 4, 2013
    Hope you’re doing well.

    December 12, 2013
    Thank you for setting me free.

    "
    These short letters are straight from my notebook, unedited and carelessly written - d.a.h  (via perfect)
  8. brandos:

    Earl: Can I get you something? Coffee, tea, …baseball bat?

  9. viviku:

    gothfabio:

    ricktimus:

    Probably my favorite thing about Bob’s Burgers is that they don’t do that thing where the characters try to one-up each other with an endless barrage of jokes? No, the characters react like actual people instead. They actually laugh or chuckle when somebody says something actually funny and/or weird. They stop mid-sentence. They do double-takes. And it all feels so very natural, because that is exactly what common people do. And that is such a refreshing change of pace, when you consider the fact that the norm in these things is to have jokes relentlessly thrown at you at break-necking speed.

    also the comedy doesn’t rely on the parents hating and berating eachother idk i love that

    it shows how you don’t need to be offensive to be funny

    general banter is the best way to write dialogue

  10. heteroiero:

    people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

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