1. The only image that remains from one of the best nights of my life. Pirate Party at Xi Chi, 2012. Also pictured: Ryan, Jai and a bottle of Red Stripe :)

    The only image that remains from one of the best nights of my life. Pirate Party at Xi Chi, 2012. Also pictured: Ryan, Jai and a bottle of Red Stripe :)

  2. So not even close to being actually this hot

    So not even close to being actually this hot

  3. I’m posting this because it’s literally the worst picture ever taken of me and it makes me laugh.
Someone uploaded this to Facebook last night and I just couldn’t help but crack up XD
BUT for those who asked, this is me as Zombie Amy Winehouse. That’s not a real cigarette; I don’t smoke and never will. I also, at the time this picture was taken, was not incredibly drunk (and in fact I remained sober through the rest of the night) - I was only pretending to be, for the sake of the costume and the photograph. And this picture disappoints me because the way I had my arms means you can’t see the TOTALLY BITCHIN’ TATTOOS that Katelyn drew on me. She really is fantastic; it was basically a replica of Amy’s real tattoos, done freehand in Sharpie, and they looked really really awesome.
So until someone uploads the other pictures from the night this is the only record I have of that ridiculously awesome costume. This.

    I’m posting this because it’s literally the worst picture ever taken of me and it makes me laugh.

    Someone uploaded this to Facebook last night and I just couldn’t help but crack up XD

    BUT for those who asked, this is me as Zombie Amy Winehouse. That’s not a real cigarette; I don’t smoke and never will. I also, at the time this picture was taken, was not incredibly drunk (and in fact I remained sober through the rest of the night) - I was only pretending to be, for the sake of the costume and the photograph. And this picture disappoints me because the way I had my arms means you can’t see the TOTALLY BITCHIN’ TATTOOS that Katelyn drew on me. She really is fantastic; it was basically a replica of Amy’s real tattoos, done freehand in Sharpie, and they looked really really awesome.

    So until someone uploads the other pictures from the night this is the only record I have of that ridiculously awesome costume. This.

  4. Uhm …
I just don’t even really have any words for this.
He told me he loves me.
I’m so fucking happy.

    Uhm …

    I just don’t even really have any words for this.

    He told me he loves me.

    I’m so fucking happy.

  5. Chris brought me a present back from Alabama. I really, really like it. And this hat.

    Chris brought me a present back from Alabama. I really, really like it. And this hat.

  6. Lol at texting when one person is drunk and the other is high

    • [Unknown]: Were you gonna make cookies? I am reLy hungry
    • Me: Lol I don't have this number saved I'm sorry, who is this?
    • Chris: Its chris Diaz and I want food if youre making food lol
    • Me: I am extremwly drunk and
    • Chris: Aja says haigh and make us cookies for ppl in basement because cooking is ethically requisite :D
    • Me: I am wayayyayayya too drunk
    • Chris: Brooooooskyiyyyyy rock on and cook when drunk! Like in a French castle kitchen!
    • Me: wayyyyy too drunk brothers here have decided I am 'Embabwe' plz do not call me that
    • Chris: Way that sounds like embalming a wound what
    • Me: As in Zimbabwe like the country. Don't call me that
    • Chris: You're gonna be ok-aja I love you you're a pretty lady. Caribean queen.
  7. Chilling in Zach’s dorm room! With my tie dyed shirt! I’m super proud of it for my first time :D

    Chilling in Zach’s dorm room! With my tie dyed shirt! I’m super proud of it for my first time :D

  8. I’m legitimately going to miss my cat.

    Also this is the second post I’ve ever put up that involves a picture of myself.

  9. I DYED MAH HURR Y’ALL

    I DYED MAH HURR Y’ALL

  10. I take a lot of pictures of myself. This one is still my favorite.
It was a rebellion; for a few days, people turned and looked.

    I take a lot of pictures of myself. This one is still my favorite.

    It was a rebellion; for a few days, people turned and looked.

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