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The only image that remains from one of the best nights of my life. Pirate Party at Xi Chi, 2012. Also pictured: Ryan, Jai and a bottle of Red Stripe :)
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So not even close to being actually this hot -
I’m posting this because it’s literally the worst picture ever taken of me and it makes me laugh.
Someone uploaded this to Facebook last night and I just couldn’t help but crack up XD
BUT for those who asked, this is me as Zombie Amy Winehouse. That’s not a real cigarette; I don’t smoke and never will. I also, at the time this picture was taken, was not incredibly drunk (and in fact I remained sober through the rest of the night) - I was only pretending to be, for the sake of the costume and the photograph. And this picture disappoints me because the way I had my arms means you can’t see the TOTALLY BITCHIN’ TATTOOS that Katelyn drew on me. She really is fantastic; it was basically a replica of Amy’s real tattoos, done freehand in Sharpie, and they looked really really awesome.
So until someone uploads the other pictures from the night this is the only record I have of that ridiculously awesome costume. This.
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Uhm …
I just don’t even really have any words for this.
He told me he loves me.
I’m so fucking happy.
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Lol at texting when one person is drunk and the other is high
- [Unknown]: Were you gonna make cookies? I am reLy hungry
- Me: Lol I don't have this number saved I'm sorry, who is this?
- Chris: Its chris Diaz and I want food if youre making food lol
- Me: I am extremwly drunk and
- Chris: Aja says haigh and make us cookies for ppl in basement because cooking is ethically requisite :D
- Me: I am wayayyayayya too drunk
- Chris: Brooooooskyiyyyyy rock on and cook when drunk! Like in a French castle kitchen!
- Me: wayyyyy too drunk brothers here have decided I am 'Embabwe' plz do not call me that
- Chris: Way that sounds like embalming a wound what
- Me: As in Zimbabwe like the country. Don't call me that
- Chris: You're gonna be ok-aja I love you you're a pretty lady. Caribean queen.
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I’m legitimately going to miss my cat.
Also this is the second post I’ve ever put up that involves a picture of myself.
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I DYED MAH HURR Y’ALL
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I take a lot of pictures of myself. This one is still my favorite.
It was a rebellion; for a few days, people turned and looked.




